Joke #13 - Magic Boy
A pimple-faced young magic fanatic was walking from the
convention
dealer room to the close up room, playing cards in perpetual
motion,
when his friend said, "Where did you get that great bike you
were
riding this morning?"
The magician replied, well, I was was walking along practising
my
faro shuffle when my concentration was suddenly interrupted by a
beautiful woman riding up to me on a bicycle. She stopped, threw
her
bike on the ground, took off all her clothes, and stood there
with
her arms outstretched shouting, "Take whatever you want, Magic
Boy!!"
His buddy stopped his double coin roll and looked over at his
friend
in delighted surprise. Smiling, he said, "Good choice, Tom! Her
clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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