Joke #11 - Packs Small, Plays Big.

A magician walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a glass of
beer, and a thimble-full of beer for my friend."

"What friend?" asks the bartender.

The magician reaches into his shirt pocket and lifts out a 4-inch
man. He sets him on the bar.

The bartender is astonished. "That's amazing!" he says.

"Not half as amazing as his tricks!" says the magician. "Max, show
the man what you can do."

The little guy takes out a piece of string and proceeds to break it
into many pieces. Then he gathers up the pieces and places them into
the bartender's hand. The string is now restored."

"Amazing!" says the bartender, "What else can he do? Does he talk?"

"Of course he can!" says the magician, "Max, tell him about that time
we were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor's powers!"  

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