Joke #6 - Q & A Jokes

Q: How do you get a semi-professional magician off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Hear about the drunk magician?
A: He was walking down the street and turned into a bar!

Q: How do you get a magician to do 100 card tricks?
A: Ask him to show you one.

Q: What's the difference between a magician and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: A fellow with a rabbit in a hat pin on his lapel and a fellow with a magic wand under his
arm are waiting for a cab. Which one is the magician?
A: The cab driver.

When I was a child my mother asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said "A Magician". She said, "You can't do both".

I told my mother "You know, I've half a mind to become a professional magician".
She said "That should do".

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